Dagens Google-sökning

- Charlotte, you seem to be on a Justin Timberlake kick lately.

- Yeah, I'm sorry, Jaime. I can stop it if it bugs you.

- No it's ok, I like him.

- Really? He used to make me cringe but then I heard "Senorita" and ever since he's sort of hot. I'm so embarrassed, this is worse than listening to country.

- That's ok, Charlotte.

- No, he's short and tiny as a shrimp... *visar med fingrarna*

- Really? Is he really that short?

...

Dagens Google-sökning avslöjar att Justin Timberlake är förvånansvärt hög, hela 185 centimetrar. Jaime, Charlotte och Internet är förvånade, han ser inte så stor ut på TV *visar med fingrarna*.

Och så var det där med trovärdigheten...

Hört i entrén på jobbet:

- Hey Pat, here are the car keys. One of the fuses in the car blew so I had no car lighter thingy to charge my GPS or my phone with yesterday so I had to replace it with another one.

- Oh no! Were you ok? How did you know it was a fuse and how did you replace it?

- I just replaced it with another one in the fuse box so the car has no fog lights now. No biggie.

- How did you know how to do that?

- Well... I'm an engineer, you know.

- No way, Charlotte. Who helped you?

- What!? Don't you think I could do that myself?

- No. I'm not that stupid.

- Darn...