Ny karriär?

I veckans utgående mailkorg:

To: trånarna@mygym.com

Being in marketing and sales I have done a little bit of markety-ish pondering for you and found another service that you might want to offer your clients, especially those unfortunate enough to be doing a whole lot of push-ups followed by the dreaded chin-up. Really, what were you thinking? As a result of that I would like to suggest some kind of a dressing service for clients who are unable to lift their arms over their heads resulting in incredibly sloppy/sultry/unprofessional/provocative clothing. Apparently topless working is frowned upon in the office. Madness, I say.

What do you think? Sellable?

Sincerely,
/C