Herre jösses!

En, äkta, riktig, konversation med en bachelor (vi kallar honom Galenpanna #1) bara så ni får se vad jag får leva med:

Galenpanna #1: hi
Galenpanna #1: I am JEFF
Galenpanna #1: I work in the medical field
Galenpanna #1: I like the beach and traveling how are you?
Galenpanna #1: it says you like martial arts do you do karate?
wyrd_sister: Jui jutsu
Galenpanna #1: wow cool
wyrd_sister: Retired now, though.
Galenpanna #1: oh at least you tried it
Galenpanna #1: if I am around you I will make sure im wearing my cup haha
wyrd_sister: I only hit people I like.
Galenpanna #1: haha lots of people like my personality so i guess you might be hitting me
wyrd_sister: You never know.
Galenpanna #1: yeah i will def be wearing my cup arouind you hehe
Galenpanna #1: a women on here said that a male chastity belt on a guy is exciting for them to see
wyrd_sister: Uhm... ok? I'm not quite following. About the cup?
Galenpanna #1: oh if you were to kick the person you like I hope it wouldnt be in between the legs
Galenpanna #1: women go for the groin a lot
wyrd_sister: I prefer the eyes. Quite efficient.
Galenpanna #1: oh wow you are a bad chick
Galenpanna #1: so I guess women love it when a guy cant mes around it gives them a sense of power over them
wyrd_sister: What do you mean?
Galenpanna #1: when a guy is wearing a chastity belt the women knows he cant mess around so the idea of that turns on the women
Galenpanna #1: do you find that would turn you on?
wyrd_sister: No. You got to be kidding me.
Galenpanna #1: hum I dont know either so when have you been to the casino or your fav bar?Galenpanna #1: I hav ebeen doing martialo arts for over 20 yrs
Galenpanna #1: do you dance
Galenpanna #1: it is hard to se your pic
Galenpanna #1: r u ther
Galenpanna #1: u need a new pic
Galenpanna #1: all i know you could have warts on your face
Galenpanna #1: gotta go if youer not talking
*** Galenpanna #1's IC window is closed

Nytt lågvattenmärke. Ursäkta mig medan jag går och tvättar mina ögon med Svinto.